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My name is Egil Jonsbu and I have a clit where my dick should have been. When me and my wife have sex we lie next to each other in bed and flick each other’s clothes. I always cum first and then I get disinterested in my wife and let her finish alone. When my clit cums it gets super hard and purple and grows til it sticks two centimeters out of my body. Some prostate fluid is released and comes out of the little urethra hole in the clit. It is see through and shiny because there is no spermia in it, due to the lack of testicles in my scrotum. When I cut I start crying like a little bitch. I scream thank you to my wife. I have never satisfied a woman in the bedroom. I am super touchy about this, and I feel like a failure. This fact contributes to my enormous ego and every time I fail as a man in bed I tell my self I’m a doctor and that I’m øverst. I dream about making women cry yes yes your filling me up I’m gonna cum but this has of course never happened, because of the fact that my clit is only two centimeters long in it’s full erect glory. I am a pathetic excuse for å man but I’m a doctor so I still get a bit of pussy on the reg. Becoming a doctor was the only way I could get laid. I lost my virginity at age 27.
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